I was multitasking
like a boss today, trying to fix my broken washer and dryer (while also doing laundry) and cooking dinner and trying to find something to wear. I innocently reached for the bottle of fabric softener when I looked right above it and saw this:
It's hard to tell from this picture, but that is a group of GIANT KILLER WASPS that are covering the wall. I said "FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!" (because I'm ninja like that) and the wasps weren't scared of me at all. Instead, they simultaneously turned to stare at me and decided to eat me.
To give you an idea of how GIANT and KILLER these wasps are, I also snapped a picture of the one that ate Ninja Truck. It's a sad day -- due to the no wheels, Ninja Truck was defenseless and there was no hope for him.
After I said "FWEEP", the wasps brought their leader out.
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| "Leave the fabric softener and we won't eat you." |
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Me: But I'm washing
sheets.
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| "Leave it or DIIIIIIIIE!" |
Me: But I said "Fweep."
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| "Yeah, what was THAT, anyway?" |
Me: That means I'm the boss and you guys don't live in the house.
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| "Fweep? Look, lady...we live here. What are you gonna do about it?" |
Me: Fweep?
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| "Still not working. I suggest you pack your bags, hun. Leave the fabric softener and the dinner, and just pretend we never met." |
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Me: *sigh* ok...
