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Aug 8, 2011

Top Ten Reasons Not to Fight on Facebook

10) That awkward moment when someone takes your side and you go check out their profile, only to realize they are an idiot.

9)  Passive-aggressive "likes" are just enough to piss you off but not enough to argue with.

8) People can find a website for ANY point of view. 

7) You will never convince them that the Interwebz is a giant liar.

6) Trolls.

5)  You are bound to get called the one name that will actually bother you.

4)  You will never EVER make someone see your point of view.

3)  Context is off -- people get mad if you say they're an asshole because they can't tell that you meant to call them totally awesome.

2)  Just when you come up with a brilliant argument, you log on to see that the person has stated their intention to stop responding/defriended you and blocked all comments/deleted the entire conversation.

1)  Everyone else in the Land of Facebook is laughing at you and wondering why you care.

1 comments:

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Good stuff!!! : ) funny!