Flight of Chaos

Welcome to Flight 453, Normalcy to Insanity, this is your captain. We have a slight change in schedule, so please bear with me. You will notice that there are no emergancy exits. In an emergency, please just put your hands over your ears and hum until it goes away. In case of fire, oxygen masks will drop down from the ceiling, nowhere near where you are sitting. Off to your left you will see the Mt. Dirty Clothes, surrounded by the Sea of Bathwater. To your right, notice lovely Helsinkydirtydishy, home of yesterday's dinner and sponsor of this year's Water Olympics for Children. That sound you are hearing is not dangerous, it is your mother-in-law knocking on the door. Although you will notice some smoke, it is no cause for alarm, your kids have put toys in the oven, and you have now succeeded in preheating them for dinner. That is good, because the roast you are planning on making just parachuted down into the Sea of Bathwater, along with everything else in the freezer, and your dog. We will be arriving in Insanity in a short time, after a ten-hour layover in Whathaveyoudoneallday. Thank you for flying Stay at Home Airlines, enjoy your flight.