Ninja Truck: Ok, I'm good now. Just put everything back where you found it and I promise not to leak oil anymore.
Me: Are you sure?
NT: Yes.
Me: Because the last time you said that, you were lying. Remember that?
NT: I thought I was good. But now I know I'm good, just do it.
Me: Ok, because I pretty much just did the exact same thing a second time.
NT: I know...that's all I needed...two times of that, now I'm good to go.
Me: :::puts everything back together:::
Anthony: Hey! Almost done?
Me: Yup! Just replacing the lines.
Anthony: Don't get them too tight.
Me: Pshhhh....I know what I'm doing, yo.
Anthony: :::trying to be patient::: Ok, because sometimes, too tight can leak just as much as too loose.
Me: It took me forever to take these off, so I think they started out pretty tight.
Anthony: :::wisely says nothing:::
Me: Ok, that should do it.
Anthony: Awesome! Start it up and I'll watch for leaks. :::moves oil pan out of the way::: :::positions face directly under former oil drip:::
Me: :::turns on the truck and looks underneath:::
Anthony: Turn it off! Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
NT: :::major oil gushage all over Anthony's face:::
Me: :::scrambles back out from under the truck, fiddles with the keys, slips off the truck, starts over, finally turns off the truck:::
Anthony: I think these lines may be too tight.
Me: Oh.
NT: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
:::Thirty minutes later:::
Me: Anthony, did you get a black eye?
Anthony: :::pauses::: I think it's oil.
Me: Oh, yeah. From my truck?
Anthony: Probably.
Me: Oh. Sorry. The lines were too tight.
Anthony: Yeah.
Me: Ok. Soooo.....you wanna get back under there and see what's leaking now?
