When I heard about all the black birds falling out of the sky in Arkansas, I had to do a little research to figure out what was going on.
I cannot stand eschatology conversations, and birds raining from the heavens on New Year's Eve sounded a little too close to that for me.
So I found this highly scientific chart:
Which seems to prove that the birds are truly angry, and that the little helmet wearing, egg stealing green pigs have got to go.
