Step One: Mom says "go clean your room", ignore that until it turns into "GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM", or she invokes the middle name usage, whichever comes first.
Step Two: Gather all siblings who share the room with you, and jump on the bed.
Step Three: Go tell mom it's done.
Step Four: Mom says you're not coming out until it's really done.
Step Five: Get angry at the sibling who shares your room. It's all their stuff, and if you had the room to yourself, it would never be messy.
Step Six: Throw the things that belong to aforementioned sibling at their head.
Step Seven: Go tell Mom your sibling's head is bleeding.
Step Eight: Convince sibling that they can't clean the room since their head hurts. And that they need you to take care of them.
Step Nine: Pick up two things off the floor and put them somewhere else.
Step Ten: Find a toy you haven't seen in awhile and play with that for four hours.
Step Eleven: Go tell Mom you're hungry. Cry when she says you can't eat until your room is clean. If this doesn't work, get angry at the roommate again.
Step Twelve: Put everything in the room under the bed or in your closet.
Step Thirteen: Go tell Mom you're done.
Step Fourteen: Scream in agony as she pulls everything back out from under the bed and in the closet.
Step Fifteen: Finally clean the room.
Step Sixteen: Go tell Mom you're done.
Step Seventeen: Tell Mom you have no idea how all those torn up bits of paper get all over your room every day.
Step Eighteen: Fall asleep in your laundry hamper.
Step Nineteen: Put on your Cinderella dress since mom made you clean stuff.
Step Twenty: Stay up until three in the morning because of your laundry hamper nap.
