First Woman: Well, I don't know...he said if I get back together with him, he'll get me a boob job."
Second Woman: Really? Awwww...How swEEEeeeet!
First Woman: I know, right?
Second Woman: So are you going to break up with the other one?
First Woman: Well, yeah.
So, all you guys who are trying to win back your woman, think of something you've always wanted and offer to buy it for her. She'll think your "swEEEeeeet", and come running back.
Really, women? Is it so sweet of this guy? "Hey, if you dump the new guy and come back to me, I'll pay a few thou to fix your 'flaws'...maybe that would make you feel secure that I'm not going to cheat on you, so you'll stop snooping, and I can do whatever I want because you won't be able to see past your own chest! Plus I'll get access to them whenever I want because I paid for them! Win/win, right? Right?" What's not to love about this deal? Seriously. What?
Woman: "Oh, goodie! I get built in floating devices, nothing will ever fit me correctly, and nobody will ever take me seriously, because they don't realize I have a brain located roughly one foot above my feedy things! What more could a girl ask for?!?!?!"
Sheesh...I was embarrassed for all of us.
Here's a list of some other things that may help win your girl back:
- lawn care equipment
- tickets to sporting events
- neckties
- golf clubs
- beer of the month, yo
