Me: Hey, dere wittle baby...how's da bebe? Gooey goo?
Lacy (5 months, I think...I'm a bad aunt): Waddup? Look, I can make slanty eyes when I smile.
Me: Awww, you're so cute! :::pinches Lacy's toes:::
Lacy: What are you doing? I can't see them yet, but I'm pretty sure those belong to me.
Me: Bebebebebebe....is Aunt Mandy funny? hahaha
Lacy: Not really, but you're an idiot, which makes me laugh. Ha.
Me: Can I hold you? Do you want to hang out with Aunt Mandy?
Lacy: No, please.
Me: :::picks Lacy up anyway:::
Lacy: ...
Me: See? This is fun, isn't it? You're so cute.
Lacy: I know. So where's my mom?
Lacy's Mom: Do you want me to take her?
Lacy: :::gets whiplash looking for her mom after hearing her voice:::
Me: No, she likes me, she wants to hang out with me.
Lacy: Mom? Mom? This crazy lady is making weird noises at me and she picked me up after I said no. Please save me.
Me: Hey, Lacy! You don't want your momma...you wanna' see Aunt Mandy!
Lacy: Nope, I think I want my mom. She has those feedy things, and I could totally dig some lunch right now.
Me: Ohhh...you're not hungry...we're gonna' play! Yaaaaay!!!
Lacy: If you don't either feed me or give me to my mom, I'll be sure you regret it. I want my mom. Now.
Me: Oh, c'mon...don't you want to give your mommy a break?
Lacy: Nope.
Me: I know more funny noises...you like those, right? :::makes funny noises which most babies find hysterical, because Aunt Mandy is awesomely funny:::
Lacy: ...
Me: :::different funny noise:::
Lacy: Are you kidding me right now?
Me: :::one more funny noise:::
Lacy: :::pukes down Aunt Mandy's shirt:::
Me: Aaaaah! Dude!
Lacy: :::laughs::: Now that is funny. Where's my mom?
