Me: zzzzzzzzz I'm so glad I get to take a nap!
Shucks: :::outside, barking insanely::: HEY!!!!! COME GET ME!!!!
Me: Shut up. I'm napping. You get to do this daily...for me, it's once a year.
Shucks: No, really. I need you to come get me. I want to come inside.
Me: No, it's nice out today. Once I get out of bed, the nap is over.
Shucks: Pleeeeease?
Me: Nope.
Shucks: Pleeeeeease?
Me: zzzzzzzz
Shucks: :::most annoying bark ever::::
Me: DUDE! I wanna sleep. What's your problem?
Shucks: Um....monster?
Me: No such thing. Be quiet.
Shucks: I think it's a monster. It may be something worse, but I really want to come in. Reeeeally want to come inside. Now. Please. Right. Now.
Me: No.
Shucks: :::more barking::: I'm going to do this until you come get me, so you may as well get up and save me from the monster.
Me: GAH! Fine! I'm coming to save you from the "monster" even though I know you really just want to nap under the computer desk. :::throws blankets, stomps to door:::
Shucks: :::tangled up in his rope, unable to move, being attacked by goats::: SEE?!?!?!?! Save me, save me, save me!!!! Please! These monsters are getting me! Look what they're doing. Ohhhh, my dignity is gone, and now they're gonna kill me...::::starts sobbing hysterically:::
Me: Ok, I'm gonna' save you, but lemme go get my camera real quick -- this is hilarious! :::Goats are gently head-butting the dog for no apparent reason, and he still can't move:::
Shucks: You suck.
Me: Goats, will you please leave him alone for a minute while I get my camera?
Goats: No, we hate your dog. He barked at us when we were trying to eat the rose bush. We're going to head butt him to death.
Shucks: Noooooo!!! Monsters! Scary monsters! Save me!
Me: Ok, fine. No camera. Goats, you need to go home.
Goats: nah.
Me: Yes, go home.
Goats: Yeah, that's not gonna' happen so much.
Shucks: Go home, monsters! I'll Death Bark you!
Goats: We are immune to Death Bark. Prepare to meet your Maker, noisy dog.
Me: Ok, this has all gotten out of control. You guys need to go home, and the dog is going inside. Go on, go home.
Goats: No.
Me: :::pushes goats out of the gate:::
Goats: We'll be back...we'll get you, noisy dog...
Me: Shucks, what happened?
Shucks: I'm not speaking to you, sleepy camera lady. You suck.
