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Aug 1, 2010

Computer-Wow

Are you sick and tired of your children being strewn all over your home? Sitting on the couch, laying on beds, walking all over the floor? An organized home means a place for everything and everything in its place, but where do you put kids?

Introducing a revolutionary product, designed to keep your children contained in one small space so you can be the envy of the neighborhood. Your friends and family will be in awe of your child-containment abilities, and you will never misplace one of your children again!

The all-new Computer-Wow will keep up to ten children in one chair for as long as you want them to stay, and you can own one yourself for three easy payments of $999.99! But wait! If you order now, we'll throw in ten Gameboys, some duct tape, and a FREE Mystery Gift...all to help your kids get little to no exercise and let mom catch a break! CALL NOW!