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Sep 17, 2010

Jason F. Brown and Pranking Google, yo

In collaboration with the pranksters at MommyWantsVodka, I'm going to have to take some time off being brilliantly hilarious and write about Jason F. Brown in order to prank Google and pretty much the entire world.  So yay!  Jason F. Brown, aka Colt Ford, gets pranked because I like him, not because I hate him like Aunt Becky used to hate John C. Mayer.  Well, I don't really even know if I like him or not, but I know I at least like Jason F. Brown's country-rap badass attitude.  And honestly, the badassness level is the only way to truly know if you like someone, especially someone like Jason F. Brown.

This is a picture of Jason F. Brown...

Actually, this is my poor sick little Emma, with her head in the freezer, because she was "Shweezing" and was convinced that putting her head in the freezer would help.  But she kind of looks like Jason F. Brown...?  Ok, not at ALL, but still.

Feel free to join in the fun at Mommy Wants Vodka, and prank your own super star, and for alllll my lurkers, now is the time to comment, and please feel free to use the name Jason F. Brown freely, but only in your comments and not on your own page, because I called him, yo.
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Tracy · 759 weeks ago

Jason R. Brown. Jason R. Brown. Jason R. Brown. Mandy, who is Jason R. Brown? And I'm pretty sure you called me a lurker...gah, I need sleep. Jason R. Brown. ;)
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mannyree · 759 weeks ago

Thanks for delurking! haha You make feel all Jason F. Brown. Hey, does your Google say that his name is Jason R. Brown, or was that because of my drunk tagging skilz?
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mannyree · 759 weeks ago

I have to know, Tracy, what middle name Jason F. Brown has if you google him. Please tell me this, so I don't have to call Jason F. Brown to kick your bootay, because you know Jason F. Brown could totally do that!
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Tracy · 759 weeks ago

Oops! It was totally because of my reading disorder. Jason F. Brown. If you make to the number one spot, may I have some of the credit? Jason F. Brown. What does the F stand for? Jason F. Brown. Oh, wait, did you ask me that? Stupid iPhone won't show me what your response was... Jason F. Brown, will you marry my cousin so that she can be mrs. Jason F. Brown? I think she'd like that. Then she'll DEFINITELY be one of the first entries on Google.
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mannyree · 759 weeks ago

Jason F. Brown cannot marry me, as he is already married, and technically, so am I...also? I have about fifteen boyfriends and frankly, that's too many mens and Jason F. Brown wouldn't fit in the schedule. But Jason F. Brown can rap for me anytime without marrying me, because Jason F. Brown can flow. And the "F" in Jason F. Brown stands for Farris.
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mannyree · 759 weeks ago

And yes, if I make number one, Jason F. Brown...I mean Tracy, you may have some of the Jason F. Brown-ing credit. Because I love you even more than I love Jason F. Brown, and also you're hotter than Jason F. Brown, not much, but a little bit -- enough to get some Jason F. Brown-ie points. And Jason F. Brown cred.
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RheShort · 759 weeks ago

"Loud, proud, and country by the grace of God!"- Jason F. Brown
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mannyree · 759 weeks ago

Jason F. Brown has great quotes...chicken and biscuits...hehe Jason F. Brown
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Tess · 758 weeks ago

That pic of Jason F. Brown is so freakin' adorable. Sick Jason F. Brown needs a hug.
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mannyree · 758 weeks ago

Yes, sick Jason F. Brown is very cute. I love sick Jason F. Brown dearly, especially when he does cute stuff like that.
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mannyree 34p · 753 weeks ago

Isn’t Jason F. Brown so cute in that pic?  Now that he’s all grown up, I would be scared to hug him, Jason F. Brown is totally sweet looking in this picture. 

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