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Sep 19, 2010

Jason F. Brown needs to just give UP!

Will the real Jason F. Brown please stand up?  Because the producer, the dentist and the philosopher are apparently fighting very hard to beat me at this, and I don't think it's fair, because neither one of them are Colt Ford, who is the only Jason F. Brown to be Googled, anyway.  Seriously, if I was searching a philosopher OR a dentist, I don't think I would put their middle name in.

Here is where I was two days ago:


Page one of the Jason F. Brown search
 
Here is where my blog hits today:


Still Page one on Jason F. Brown, but down below both the dentist and the philosopher...
  This just doesn't seem fair to me.  I mean, if the real Jason F. Brown has peeps who keep his pages where they belong, I totally understand that.  But if your local philosopher or dentist has those peeps, you are paying them too much.  I only pay my philosopher nothing, because I do most of my own philosophy-ing.  When I do have to "hire out", I end up going with my own philosophies, anyway, and asking for my money back. 

So, Jason F. Brown, philosopher, and Jason F. Brown, dentist:  since I just gave you Free Press (sort of) on my Very Famous Blog (sort of), will you please just call off your peeps for one day, because honestly, I don't have a lot to live for, and this has become sort of important for me.  Again, pretty please with a Jason F. Brown on top????

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Jason Farris Brown, your name annoys me. I see why you changed it to Colt Ford. I must have known a Jason Farris Brown in one of my other lives. Hey, Mandeth--do you Blogger would think I was spamming if I wrote 100 comments just saying "Jason Farris Brown" over and over again?
1 reply · active 759 weeks ago
I think that both Blogger and Jason F. Brown would think you are a giant spammer if you did that, and also, you probably have better things to do, and so does Jason F. Brown.
Unlike this guy, who has NOTHING to do but make sure people don't get me instead of him. Which means that me and this guy don't have a life. www.imdb.com/name/nm1405594/
Instead of using Jason f browns name over and over, you should put links into the post that link to Jason f brown. Googles engines are smart, they know how to filter people typing. Links, not so much.
1 reply · active 759 weeks ago
Thanks, Joseph...I put links in this post and the first one. My resistance is wearing down, though. I'm thinking I have to let the producer and the philospher beat me. :)
I just googled Jason F. Brown, and the philosopher that comes up is not even named Jason F. Brown....it's Jason F. Brennan...how lame
2 replies · active less than 1 minute ago
Jason F. Brennan is totally lame for stealing Jason F. Brown's search, and also my search. Rude-y Patootie.
Jason F. Brown is sooo lame for that.  Or Jason F. Brennan, or whoever.  :P

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